GRIM FAM "HYDRATE” Bottle #6 - Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation -32 oz (950 ml)
Stay loyal. Stay chaotic. Stay hydrated...
Nobody fears a flaky raisin warrior... The Grim Family HYDRATE Bottle is your ultimate sidekick in battle — forged for the loyal, the loud, and the slightly dehydrated. Whether you’re gaming till dawn, yelling in Discord, or grinding at the gym like a feral beast, one rule remains: You. Must. Stay. Moist.
Built tough with double-walled stainless steel, this unit keeps your drink colder than your ex’s heart.
It’s leakproof, lightweight, and built to survive falls, raids, and rage-quits alike.
Each bottle features the Grim Family sigil and our little water droplet mascot — whispering those sacred words:
“Stay Moist, Soldier.”
- Chaos may be eternal… but no one wants to be the sandpaper-tongued soldier, crusty lips don’t command respect. nobody fears a flaky raisin warrior. And turning into beef jerky mid-set or game ain’t the vibe.
More details
- Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
- Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
- 32 oz (950 ml)
- Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
- Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
- Glossy finish
- Rotating handle
- Comes with an anti-slip patch
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Grim Family
- Email: contact@support.grimfamofficial.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. Light pressure might be needed to close the lid during the first uses, as it can take a few times for the straw to take the appropriate shape inside the bottle. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
- Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.