CHAOS CAT – LIVE FAST, DIE NINE TIMES – GRIMFAM TANKTOP/SINGLET #1

$60.50 NZD

Some cats have nine lives.
This one is speed-running all of them.

The LIVE FAST & DIE 9x singlet features the ultimate chaos feline — wide-eyed, unhinged, and absolutely committed to living faster than his survival rate can keep up with.

Perfect for:

  • Chaos gremlins

  • Cat lovers with issues

  • Gym rats who refuse to warm up

  • Gamers who send it with 2 HP

  • Anyone living life like respawns are free

Lightweight, breathable, and dripping in “I shouldn’t be alive but here we are” energy, this singlet gets laughs, nods, and that one guy saying “bro that’s literally me.”

Side Effects May Include:
• Tactical meowing
• Instinctive zoomies
• Questionable life choices
• A sudden urge to jump off furniture

Live fast, die 9 times, King — that’s the GrimFam way.

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  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.